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He grabbed it and giggled, then basically tried to jack himself off, so I hit his hand and had to put his ding in his diaper, at which point I freaked out because he was fucking hard, which only made him giggle and grab himself even more. So now what I want to know is, how the fuck is it possible for a motherfucking two year old to get a boner? WHERE IS THE LOGIC IN THIS?! HE’S TWO! TWO YEARS OLD! WHY IS HE GETTING BONERS, AND WHY THE FUCK DOES HE GET THEM WHEN I CHANGE HIM?! I’M HIS MUCH-OLDER-THAN-HIM SISTER! Maybe it’s because I’m sexy as fuck. But still. I didn’t need to know he was capable of such feats.

And the very worst part? Now I can say, “I touched my brother’s erection,” and not be lying.

I don’t think I can ever change his diaper again.

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 i fucking love this.

This is amazing <3

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